Attention Please!

The objective of this article is to bring awareness to a sneaky killer at large:

The Grievous Grape Ghoul

In order to raise awareness, here is an extremely common scenario that one of The Daily Croak Contributors was fortunate enough to survive:

“I went down stairs only to find a large bag of grapes in the sink.

I tried one seeing if it was the good kind or the gross kind.

It turned out to be the GREAT kind.

So crunchy.

I ate them all and now I must pay the grape ghoul price”

First of all, we would like to thank our anonymous contributor for bravely shareing their story.

To provide some scientific clarification:

The Grape Ghoul comes to town when one consumes an excess of grapes (green or one of the other colors).

Now that we have established what grapes are, we can discuss the grape ghoul.

Grapes contain fructose, so much fructose that one’s body simply cannot absorb that much fructose at a time.

From our calculations, our brave soldier from earlier consumed 1 pound of grapes, which comes out to almost 30g or fructose.

This quantity of fructose consumption exceeds the amount that the body can comfortably process in one sitting, so the excess begins to ferment in the GI tract. a bi-product of fermentation is gas.

Due to the gas, dozens of grape eaters are at risk of exploding every day.

This is called the grape ghoul phenomenon.

Modern medicine is racing for methods to defeat this grievous ghoul.

Please share to raise awareness to save us all from death via explosion.

Also please refrain from eating grapes if you are a dog.