^ COVER PHOTO FWI: Changing Aspen color photo is intended to manipulate the user into being reminded of the Autumnal Season
Well it sure is FALL TIME
OR Autumn so to speak depending on how far north east you are in the USA.
(global viewers (outside of us) feel free to look up the reference)
You know what that means :)
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Essentially fall (or autumn), is the time of year where the chapstick goblin comes out of your furnace and eats your chapsticks. He just gobbles them all up.
This event is triggered by you making the mistake of switching you thermostat from AC to Heat due to the colder night TEMPS,
BIG mistake, Huge.
that reminds me that fall is also the time to watch cozy 90’s Julia Roberts Movies. ***
*** For readers who do not get the Reference, you fail the blog post and have to retest next week. Please study on chapter 12 of movie called “Pretty Woman”, 1990, before retaking the exam. ***
Anyways back to the real story here…
So these goblins, like I said, come out of the heat vents and eat your chapsticks.
BASICALLY, you turned on the heat, and now their home is a flaming furnace and the poor little goblins would be burnt to a sizzle if they stayed home.
(all their summer craft projects get all torched and destroyed). So sad, how could you.
Anyways they creep around all sneaky like and take your chapsticks, one by one, and eat them. Partially for waxy lipid sustenance but mostly for revenge.
Now they have to live in the walls and the walls are not their preferred layout. (it is really hard to establish adequate fung shui in the walls).
Reader, Why should you care?
Well, now your lips are very dry and your SKIN is next!!!
Keep a watchful eye on your lotions and scented skin oils I am warning you now.
